Things to do with your Jones Caterpillar

Marry, very loyal until they fly away
Wear as scarf or if you live in France, le scarf
Divorce, especially when it starts abusing the larva
Elect as prime minister, well, its got to be better
Use as a vegetarian vibrator (optional)
Organic nose cleaner
Organic ski boots
Moving earings
Revolving necklace
Very small party entertainer
Natures q-tip
A plectrum
A guitarist
Two as flexible drum sticks
Very small lagging jacket
Main course in any Irish restaurant
Security guard in very small bank
(especially polish caterpillars)
Organic tampon

Tell tale signs that a caterpillar may have the hots for you

It stops drinking when ever you are around
Starts showing you quite a lot of its legs
Stops singing “One day i’ll fly away"
Starts singing “Why do worms suddenly appear“ while playing a very small accordian......
Promises to turn over a new leaf (good one)
Promises it will branch out (Oh i’m on fire)
You keep finding very small love letters in your lunch box
Starts expressing an unhealthy interest in your facial hair, including your wife’s
Starts following you to work (the sound of many light footsteps)
Starts saying ”Look, we need to talk”